Augie Doggie has his own song and it’s one you don’t wanna miss Yea, Augie Doggie has his own song and it goes somethin’ like this!              (Chorus) Zoom, zoom, zoom, Augie Doggie goes Vroom! Vroom, vroom, vroom, Augie Doggie goes Zoom!   Augie Doggie is very smart He keeps proving it wherever we go Yeah, Augie Doggie is so smart lots smarter than some people I know! (Chorus) Augie doggie has a good nose I taught him very well, I did Yeah, Augie Doggie has a great sniffer He always finds me, wherever I hid! (Chorus) Augie Doggie has a smile And it really is one, you know Yeah, Augie Doggie has a big smile And it’s one he just loves to show! (Chorus) Augie Doggie has a jingle jingle You can hear him coming a mile away Yeah, Augie Doggie has a loud jingle jingle It’s his way of sayin’ “Get out of my way, get out of my way”! (Chorus) Augie Doggie is a good kisser He’ll plant one right on your lips Yeah, Augie Doggie is a great smoocher He’s so good you’ll wanna do flips! (Chorus) Augie Doggie has short legs But they’re strong and very powerful Yeah, Augie Doggie has short little legs And that’s what makes him so wonderful! (Chorus) Augie Doggie is Speedy Gonzales He’s always darting to and fro Yea, Augie Doggie is Speedy Gonzales And he’s constantly lookin’ for mo’! (Chorus) Augie Doggie’s like a runaway train Just a speeding down the track Yeah, Augie Doggie’s like a runaway train Always going clickity, clickity, clack! (Chorus) Augie Doggie chases the rabbits But they know it’s all in fun Yeah, Augie Doggie chases the rabbits But he sure as hell never catches a one! (Chorus) Augie Doggie runs like a fox A beautiful red fox is he Yeah, Augie Doggie looks like a fox And he’s foxy enough for me!…